• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      Best ending: they both found out they weren’t happy in the relationship, moved on, and found their person

      • HowAbt2morrow
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        24 days ago

        Bestest ending: and they continue spotting each other on Tinder while in their new happy relationship.

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          23 days ago

          This bestest ending has levels of sadness. You made me sad. You ruined it.

          Please say you are sorry so I can go pick up my new (used) car with good vibes only

          • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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            21 days ago

            Is it not about two ever expanding polycules, recruiting more and members, slowly becoming the most powerful factions in the world?

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      Eh, doubt that would be better. Among the Ethically Non-Monogmous, couples looking for a third are considered the worst. They’re invariably looking for a woman to play out the guy’s MFF fantasy. She might be OK with it as a birthday present for him or whatever, but it’s not something she’d choose to do otherwise. If they do manage to find someone, it often doesn’t go well.

      I think these couples need to put some cash aside and find an escort.

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        23 days ago

        “looking for a woman to play out the guy’s MFF fantasy”

        Sometimes the driving force is a bi-curious woman. What usually happens is that the boyfriend agrees to it because he sees a MDF threesome as being hot, and sapphic love as being less real or serious. Then he freaks out during/after the hookup because of insecurity he feels when seeing his girlfriend enthusiastically making out with a woman. I’ve learned the unpleasant way that it’s no fun to be unicorn hunted.

        The worst part is when they try to hide what they’re doing. I once only found out a woman had a boyfriend and that they were looking for a MFF threesome on the third date. Trying to hide their intentions is gross because it shows they have some awareness of how people don’t like being instrumentalised in this way.