• over_clox@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Either Meredith doesn’t even know where the clitoris is, or she just likes things a bit different than most women I’ve ever been with. 🤷‍♂️

    I’ll see myself out now.

    • Gustephan@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      I’ve been with somebody who preferred that I keep my tongue below her clit. That being said, we eventually figured out that the primary pleasure action was my comically large nose stimulating her while I was eating her out, so idk if that counts. I did basically die laughing when we found out; I had bullies in highschool that used to call me dildoface, and I guess they were eventually proven correct

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      4 days ago

      Reminds me of an oldie dirty joke: a bastard is a guy who pokes her all night with a 2 inch penis and then kisses her goodbye with a 5 inch tongue.

      • Lucky_777@lemmy.world
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        4 days ago

        Man, if only I had a tool like a 5 inch tongue. I wouldn’t even be married, just spread my gift to all the ladies.