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floofloof@lemmy.ca to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前

RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day

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RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day

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The National Park Service bans swimming in Rock Creek due to “high levels of bacteria.”
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    The obsession with animal corpses. The myriad bizarre diseases and conditions. The desperate attempt to bring back measles. The reckless disregard for public health. The unnerving face that dips into the uncanny valley.

    Folks, I think RFK jr may be Pestilence.

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      Nurgle is love.

      • veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world
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        Blessings for all, pox vult

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      Thanks internet I have to double check JFK jr. Thumbnails if it’s edited or not.

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      Behind the Bastards did a four-parter on him last year. It was a pretty wild ride.

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        Love that podcast! That’s how I learned about the corpse thing.

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    “You have died of dysentery”

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    If you have ever wondered how a worm could enter your head.

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    I hope his mouth was open and he got it in his eyes

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      I hope he dove in from a high platform and got water up his nose.

      Yummy brains (whatever is left, anyway).

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        Fecal matter in his brain.

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      I commented this on reddit earlier today, under a similar article, and got permabanned for “threatening bodily harm towards someone else” or whatever.

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        I got permabanned for commenting “Should have painted a swastika instead” on an article about a guy who spray painted “USA” on a plaque at Trump tower. Apparently, my comment was too violent for corporate bot-ridden reddit now.

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    He had gone too long without a brain parasite, and needed to re-up

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    So…

    …not the Onion?

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    Those poor bacteria had their water spoiled by this shit.

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    He exposes everyone to a lot of shit.

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    https://archive.is/wVrVl

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    Knowing this man, not too surprising.

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    Phucking psycho, those poor kids.

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    Could they not smell it?

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    I hope the MAGA joined him.

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    The definition of degeneracy.

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