“Water me, asshole”
-Sent from my iPhone
Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.
I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
So my boss is an spinach now?
Always has been
Half the managers are out of a job now.
This manager could’ve spinach email
This spinach could’ve been an E-Mail
Is this permaculture? 🦋
Just to finish out the post title.
For all my life, hold on.
There, that was going to bug me.
The two words at the end of that line are “oh Lord” not “hold on”
Those spinach uses IMAP protocol?
These days it’s more Spinach Mail Transfer Protocol
Edit after I saw the Popeye comment: Sailor Man Transport Protocol
OK I’ll stop now.
Lemmy uses ActivityPub protocol 😄
“I’m a plant” protocol?
🌱
Now do a Doom port…
Popeye needs to stay up to date. You know?
But he’s like their prime enemy. He eats them constantly.
Wow that’s awesome
