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The bee apparently caused his heart attack
Anyways to the bee
Why is Luigi wearing a German Bee-ified Stahlhelm?
Luigi supports the GDR
Luigi’s Mansion was him vacuuming up the ghosts of all the dead Hohenzollerns so Germany could be free of its imperial past and be born again in socialism.
Unfortunately 1990 happened too soon.
He is dripped out. Drippi Longstockings 😩👌
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Look I know it’s gauche to laugh at one’s own joke but I really fucking got myself with this one.
it’s a good’un
Target eliminated. Well done 47
luigi mangiobee
What a whimsical ass death
Zachary Taylor dying from eating too many cherries and milk on July 4th ass death
Final Destination or British comedy?
I hope the bee didn’t suffer.
is the bee all right?
B is kil 😔
It died doing what it loved
Is this the part where we scold the bee for doing adventurism instead of organizing for a local party?
I heard it was organized with 10s of thousands of dedicated comrades. Excited to see what they do next.
Bro, they get conditional support at best. They are literally monarchists.
No way. Eusocial insects are the ultimate self-organized emergent organization. Every bee or ant is just doing its thing, and the intelligent functioning of the whole emerges out of their interactions and how those interactions subtly shape individual behavior.
yeah the naming of the main reproducing bee as the “queen” is literally us imposing our own bullshit onto a species that has no idea what that is.
F in chat
It’s becoming a summer tradition that a billionaire dies to the stupidest shit imaginable.
2023 was OceanGate
2024 was the yacht
Now a billionaire gets 187’d by a bee
What about that one who fell into a hole?
if i were a billionaire with deathly allergies id just pay a lacky to have an epipen on them. skill issue
If I was deathly allergic to anything I’d keep an epipen on me at all times and not trust others to save me
Save the Bees - Kill the Billionaires
I thought this was fake news lmao
I checked twice to bee certain the first time I read the title
Kapur, the chairman of global car parts giant Sona Comstar, died from anaphylactic shock after a bee possibly stung him in the mouth
The bee has the right to defend itself from ecocriminals
Luigi bees
The latest Mario Kart game actually has a bee as a playable character (for the first time)
rip in peace to a real one [the bee].
One bee and enough cocaine to kill an elephant