Have you or your loved one been arrested by ICE? Contact my law firm… (something something forgot the phrasing). You don’t just need a legal team, you need the eagle team!*
*We are not liable for constitutional crisis and/or a total collapse of the rule of law
Should I keep scrolling the comments to find an ICE raid/raid shadow legends joke…
If you don’t see it, do it yourself ;)
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Have you or your loved one been arrested by ICE? Contact my law firm… (something something forgot the phrasing). You don’t just need a legal team, you need the eagle team!*
*We are not liable for constitutional crisis and/or a total collapse of the rule of law