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Use the duck-sized horses
Ahh, the old “duck, duck, goose” gambit made famous by Berezowski in the 1955 Helsinki Chess nationals. The classic defense for this is to hunch down quickly.
You’re gonna need a lot of grapes…
and a lemonade stand
It’s hopeless, you’re quackered.
Google Duckduckgo
Play the bread crumbs gambit. Works every time.
En passant
I think you’re ducked.
Duck it.
En pheasant
Obviously. Duh.
Probably wait for white to move.
Duck for cover.
Flood the board. Most of your army will survive it
Resign
The ancient texts say that you can convert all of them into a large horse sized one.
go get a drink, it’s a draw
- Take out bank loan
- Buy Jeep Rubicon
- Ducks are automatically transferred to dashboard
- E4, mate in 6
Just grab on to some DuckTales.
