• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.

    I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.

    I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

    …wait.

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    24 days ago

    It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine

    There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.

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    23 days ago

    Lol, reminds me of the good old “cloud to butt” browser extension from way back when cloud was the new shit everyone pushed.

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      I was going to say almost the same thing.

      When that plug-in came out, I installed it on a rarely used laptop then immediately forgot about it and didn’t use the laptop for a while.

      Then I pulled out the laptop to research electric cars. For a long time I thought “atomic cat” was just some weird slang for electric cars, since it showed up everywhere.

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      23 days ago

      I’ve been saying ai is the new cloud buzzword corporate bullshit since the media has been paid off to report endlessly on it. Luckily it wont last.

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    24 days ago

    🎶She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie, AI🎵

    Yeah that doesn’t work at all 🤣

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    23 days ago

    teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun

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    23 days ago

    “It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”

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    24 days ago

    “I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

    It… may not cover every scenario.

    “I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine”. Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there’s some value to it.

    “Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn’t trust everything it says”. See, that one works worse that the real one.

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      23 days ago

      “I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

      That’s pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?

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        It’s not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.

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      “I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little.”

      Hmmm.

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    23 days ago

    Pfft, kids these days can’t do anything without cocaine.

    Oh my good, I should’ve used cocaine sooner!!! It’s so amazing!!!