Why does he look like kier starmer
Punished kier starmer
Keir Starmer after 1 week in Belmarsh prison.
Ink Starmer
That’s how all British men look
i’m normally eh on extreme body mods, but i can at least understand a man’s desire to not be
“british”bri’ish
sad news for many american crackers tho, they’re basically just british without heathcare
don’t worry, I hear the brits are working on fixing that discrepancy
sad day, i hope not. dealing with health”care” in the US is something i genuinely wouldn’t wish on anyone. except nazis cause they wanna kill everyone so they don’t deserve healthcare. in fact in a perfect world everyone would have healthcare, but nazis would use the current US system where they have to pay a lot to get nothing but more debt
Fuhrage for the win.
first the sex arses now this
I got 500k sex arses held up in customs, m8!
First they came for the gooners …
At least the poem ends after the first verse this time, because the country’s full of gooners.
applying a full layer of clown make up each and every time i want to goon, due to my undying patriotism
How much money could I get from moving to France and selling 2000s playboy mags that I carried across the british channel in a speedboat
I’m pretty interested in the story behind this guy’s name, King Of Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-ite
Ink Gizzard & the Lizard Winkard ass name
Of the Birmingham The Exteme Ink-ites??
He has his own wikipedia page.
Let my mans see his porno, god damn.
His forehead stud thing is off centre
I wonder if he thinks about balding a lot
he’s probably thrilled for it. more real estate
it’s probably why he has a repeating pattern up there
mfw I have to spend hundreds each week on touchups
Get a VPN bro.
Apparently they’re going to make using a VPN illegal.
It’s ok they’ll use the money from the fines to help Ukraine keep Russian authoritarianism at bay, did you know Putin hates free speech so much that he banned VPNs- oh wait oh shit uhh
Heh, good luck with that.
Two part plant, with VPNs illegal, everybody has to return to the office.
I reckon this guy might have a history of issues…interesting that this is what pushed him over the edge.
people told me i was a loser for not getting my face covered in tattoos, but i always knew this day would come. now they’re out in the cold, and i am logging on to jumbo high speed titties at clownsex dot fart.
Huh, I didn’t know you could dye the whites of your eyes. Seems like a bad idea, but what do I know.
