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vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

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vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • revolut1917 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    TO POWER WHAT? WE DON’T HAVE A FUCKING MOONBASE

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      It’s like you’ve never heard of extension cords

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        That would make the moon wrap around the earth and then we’d be stuck. Imagine it being March 12th or whatever for eternity

        Source: I played tetherball in 4th grade so imagine this probably works the same

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          As long as we sync it up with christmas everyone will be happy, duh. You guys just keep trying to find problems with this obviously perfect plan.

        • StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml
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          How about we build a really build Tesla tower

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          No, no, we just put a giant slip ring around the entire earth, so it can rotate with the earth. Or more seriously, they can use microwave power transmission to send the power back to earth. Except, then it would be better to just use satellites because you can lock those in geosynchronous orbits so you’re not only getting power in a tiny window each night.

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            If we shoot microwaves at the earth from the moon does that mean I can hold up a hot pocket at the night sky when I want a hot pocket

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              Who said food doesn’t rain down from the sky? Roasted bird does every day now!

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        TRUMP MOON-POWER CRYPTO - $100K MINIMUM BUY IN

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        Space elevator, but it’s just a bunch of orange extension cords daisy-chained together up to the moon.

    • ComradeSpahija [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Burgerland is generously going to power the Sino-Russian moonbase

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      to be fair ideally you want the power source up there before the moonbase goes up

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        deleted by creator

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      That information has yet to be declassified, along with the bear problem it has.

  • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Copying China’s homework from May, except China actually has the capability to do it.

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      Mr president, we cannot allow a lunar gap!

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        The lunar gap already definitively exists. China is up there bringing home samples, making a communication infrastructure to reach the far side, and about to do ISRU tests next.

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    good luck getting it there on one of Musk’s dogcrap starships lol

    ok here is my prediction. A fun little hyperstitional prophecy. I think whenever Amerikkka inevitably crumbles in the future some of the last fascists will really try to make an American government-in-exile on the moon like all those joke sci-fi Nazi stories/conspiracies.

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      I’m going to go with them putting a nuclear reactor on the moon but it leaks, creating radiation showers. Part of our weather forecasts is dedicated to these radiation showers and they’re something we simply have to deal with forever because nobody ever goes back up there to fix it.

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        the chinese would, except the remnant of the US threatens them with all their nukes if they do

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        fortunately that’s not possible so we’re good. even if there was somehow enough radiation leaking from the moon to be noticeable here, it couldnt make the journey out of Luna’s gravity well.

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        Step away from the lathe

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        Someone would send some kind of ICBM to blow it up hopefully.

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      isn’t there a video game where you shoot up a nazi base on the moon. wait is that Doom?

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        one of the wolfenstein games

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    yea sure fuck it why not

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    Coal for earth, nuclear for moon (supposedly) .

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      I wish this was a joke, but it is very real: https://xcancel.com/ENERGY/status/1950904421669318868

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        pain

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        negative

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      Look at it sparkle though, that’s some Clean Coal™ right there!

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    “Just curious, are we invading Iran today?”

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Let me guess, this whole operation will be “managed” by AI.

  • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Bit idea: Elon manages to use all the DOGE cuts to get approval to do this and then nukes Texas when his ship blows up on the launchpad

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    America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon!

    btw, isn’t a large volume of water, like, extremely important for nuclear reactors?

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      Yeah I don’t know how else to use nuclear radiation to make power except by heating water into steam. I know nasa has played with tiny reactors for spacecraft, but I don’t know how they work. Perhaps they have something like a solar panel sitting next to a uranium rod and it generates electricity from that instead of photons?

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        They take advantage of the Seebeck effect which is where a voltage is generated between two points in a conducting material when there’s a temperature difference between them. Basically the nuclear material heats one piece of metal in the circuit, while another remains cold, and this produces a potential difference between the two that drives current through the circuit. Because space is very cold and nuclear materials are very hot, this produces a useful quantity of current. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator

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          So they’re going to have to scale this method way the fuck up to get to 100kw.

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            yeah it’d be very unfeasible

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            yes, while space is cold, the vacuum means that nearly all the heat has to be shed by radiation (meaning e.g. infrared radiation, not nookyular radiation) rather than conduction & convection. so the more you scale it up, the bigger the heat sinks needed. think giant metal fins to radiate away the heat. eventually it becomes prohibitive.

            interestingly, the 40KW NASA pilot project this proposal appears to be derived from is a Stirling engine, not a radioisotope thermal generator like on New Horizons, Cassini, etc.

            a Stirling design converts much more of the heat to electricity than an RTG, but it has moving parts.

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      You can actually do without it, but it will be much more complex and several times more expensive.

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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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    Interim NASA administrator guaido

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    To be fair, I think this is more than Mayo Pete ever did when he had this job

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      Idiot doesn’t know these jobs are gifts and you’re supposed to just sit and smile pete

  • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    the empire’s reach continues to expand more and more fantastically, even as its grasp recedes faster and faster

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    Well while were just saying were gonna do things I’m planning on terraforming Venus sometime next year. Anyone who wants to help hmu. Shouldnt take too long.

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      Human-breathable air floats like helium on Venus’s surface. If you want to put people on Venus quickly, the most Earth-like environment in the Sol system floats like 55km above the surface so could get people in a sky city with less trouble than terraforming.

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        I dont wanna live in a blimp tho.

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    I’m announcing a nuclear reactor in my pants.

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    I don’t care who is doing it. Sending people to the moon again feels so unnecessary when you got robots.

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