I guess they’ve got no ducks left to give.
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Wait, I thought they’re free?! Well, I’m not returning them!
Borrow?
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Ducklease.
I’ll borrow one… And return it by 5pm… Sometime in 2035…
Are you really going to make a duck late for supper?
No the duck will be ready on time for supper.
There’s a lot going on here and I kinda want to to know.
We were led to believe that the ducks at the park were free.
You were apparently misled.
I wonder how the dude with the 458 ducks is doing
I want a new duck.
I just want to confirm if this bird is real.
Gotta have intent to permanently deprive for it to be duck theft. Without it it’s just a civil issue like tresspass to chattels. Maybe some local statute about abuse/misuse of livestock.
How can I return what has already been flushed down the toilet?









