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minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down2·1 个月前If you love her let her go… She ends up with a piece of shit that cheated on her and stole from her before knocking her up I let her go for this?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·1 个月前Fun fact that’s completely unrelated: Did you know that when a new lion takes over a pride it kills all the cubs so the females go into heat?
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 个月前Did I fuck up by not murdering my stepsons when I had the chance?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 个月前If you have to ask the question I think you know the answer.
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 个月前Average Crusader Kings discussion post
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 个月前That is some weird biology. Totally makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint but weird nonetheless. Lion: hey sexy mama. I just killed your baby. I want to get freaky. Lioness: you got me in the mood. Mount me.
minus-squareGreyEyedGhost@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 个月前I’m sure some plausible reasons can be found in the philosophical treatises have penned over the years…
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 个月前Does that work for humans? Just out of curiosity.
minus-squarehitmyspot@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 个月前I know that when children are removed by the state for safety concerns, it is very common to become pregnant again within a year. It’s also a trope that people get horny at funerals. So quite possibly it would.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·1 个月前 It’s also a trope that people get horny at funerals. I hate the wait in line to finally get at the body.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 个月前My grandma had about four hundred people at her funeral and I got to go last.
minus-squareMadMadBunny@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 个月前Okay this is where we’ll draw the line.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 个月前It couldn’t hurt to try.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 个月前If by “history” you mean “I read it in the Volsunga Saga” Which is particularly interesting given that, like in a real lion pride, the adults in question were siblings.
minus-squarebaines@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 个月前no but I’ll give it a look I was referring more to women being taken as war spoils
minus-squareBennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 个月前You can just picture the conversation down the pub… “Yeah, she said she had a headache. So I murdered her son, and she couldnt get on my cock fast enough… Women, am I right?” lol
If you love her let her go…
I let her go for this?
Fun fact that’s completely unrelated:
Did you know that when a new lion takes over a pride it kills all the cubs so the females go into heat?
Did I fuck up by not murdering my stepsons when I had the chance?
If you have to ask the question I think you know the answer.
Average Crusader Kings discussion post
That is some weird biology. Totally makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint but weird nonetheless.
Lion: hey sexy mama. I just killed your baby. I want to get freaky.
Lioness: you got me in the mood. Mount me.
I’m sure some plausible reasons can be found in the philosophical treatises have penned over the years…
Does that work for humans? Just out of curiosity.
I know that when children are removed by the state for safety concerns, it is very common to become pregnant again within a year.
It’s also a trope that people get horny at funerals.
So quite possibly it would.
I hate the wait in line to finally get at the body.
My grandma had about four hundred people at her funeral and I got to go last.
Okay this is where we’ll draw the line.
It couldn’t hurt to try.
historically yes
If by “history” you mean “I read it in the Volsunga Saga”
Which is particularly interesting given that, like in a real lion pride, the adults in question were siblings.
no but I’ll give it a look
I was referring more to women being taken as war spoils
You can just picture the conversation down the pub… “Yeah, she said she had a headache. So I murdered her son, and she couldnt get on my cock fast enough… Women, am I right?” lol
It might you should try