This will drive down the already low recruitment numbers lmao
“You can’t call everything you don’t like fascism”-bros have been real quiet since this one dropped. J/k they never shut the fuck up.
On a serious note the woke and gay recruitment ads in an effort to make the military seem more inclusive are what is needed to draw in a broader segment of society with changing attitudes of the military age population, and the conservative automatic rejection of this hamstrings their recruiting efforts. I should see it as a good thing they can not put down their kulturkampf long enough to pad out the ranks of imperialist cannon fodder.
They’re going to put him in a fucking marvel movie at this rate
Bad guy: Give up avengers, you can never defeat me!
Robert Downey Jr: I can’t, but HE can…
Bad guy: WHO?
[CGI Charlie Kirk]: Heh, nice argument, kiddo laser blast
Bad guy: RARRGH!
RDJ: Wow, THAT just happened
Then CGI Charlie looks straight into the camera and recites the 14 words
Gonna name the avengers inititative the Charlie kirk initiative.
Nothing makes me want to fight for my country like a dead dude with a weird face
His big ass head and small face beaming down on my corpse like the sun from teletubbies
Perfect
Yeah, get a bunch of unstable internet nazis to go to boot camp, I’m sure it’ll result in greater recruitment numbers and not a bunch of them washing out of basic and just being completely disillusioned with the US military and think they’ve gone “woke” because they expected them to do burpees and shit.
And maybe shooting up the base in the process
And maybe shooting up the base in the process
No, please, let more Charlie Kirk types join up
Let them get styled upon
defeating an entire battalion by making jokes and projecting memes until they
Some gen alpha kid in a foxhole in taiwan getting his head blown off by the PLA because he thought he could be in the epic memes brigade.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DEBATE THEM
Me showing up at the recruitment office:
I heard you guys were teaching people how to land trans gfs and shoot fascists in the neck?
it’s starting to feel like they are running away with this so hard it’s getting cringe
i mean i know they have total dominance over all things but still, in the end it’s all a war for the checked out
This doesn’t even make any sense, he wasn’t a fucking vet!
he was a veteran of the culture wars, which as real american patriots know, is way more heroic and glorious than all the other wars.
Shit, skip the medal of freedom and give his corpse the medal of honor Mr. President.
Fuck me.
The Face Is Shronken incidentFinally, a war they can win. Most people know he’s already dead, though.
Charlie has awakened a generation of warriors
using his nickname when trying to make him a martyr, haha
he’ll fit right in with the likes of Geo, Benny, Johnny, Harry and Willy, don’t know who I mean? Neither do I tbh
