Bad news: They’re still gonna need you to come into work on Wednesday.
First day of fall so you know what that means, Jesus is a
lover. Wow, problematic sweetie.
“Heesus” huh?? deport him!
i have ocularilly patted down the perp and will advance tactically to a kinetic situation flicks off bodycam
I can’t wait for Jesus to get back I’m gonna teach him all the cool new words and phrases we’ve created since he left. Words like “cowabunga” and phrases like “holy frijoles” and “talk to the hand.”
Time to join up with the Antichrist!
You think it will see the edgy satanic stickers on my hardhat and give me the day off?
I dunno
I just want a demon or two and this seems like my best option
that would be cool as shit
They’ll probably make you a sacrifice to the deity
At least i won’t have to work
thats good and bad, but whats the news?
I had so much life to give
