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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 天前

3rd Trimester

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3rd Trimester

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 天前
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    How is kitchen formed?

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      10 天前

      https://youtu.be/k3OJwGiTVIc [34 seconds]

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    If it’s in the US … it’s probably Tylenol

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    Sewerage explosion imminent.

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      Or tree root growing into your kitchen

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        10 天前

        Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You’d have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a “kitchen is almost unusable” level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn’t look like it was ignored for 10 years…

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          Was more of a joke, because yes the popped out tile separators show that this happened recently and with lots of force. I was thinking of the way sidewalks often look like this because of tree roots.

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          I just step over it. I don’t see the problem.

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          I’m pretty sure this was caused by the material expanding too much on a fresh install, that’s why there’s the white spacers in the pic, as to why it expanded so much I don’t know

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    Daddy where do sheds come from?

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    Telltale ❤️

    The dead guy under the floor wants to talk.

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      Dead guy? What dead guy?

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      ♥️

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    Tremors

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      Came here for this. Thank you

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      this vexes me

      a mock phone call from “Vexed Foreman”, from House M.D.

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    This happened to me at my old condo. Apparently the original tiles had very little “adhesive” (or whatever you call that concrete mix to make them stick) so when one piece finally detached, it caused a chain reaction and lifted the surrounding tiles. I was in the bathroom and legit thought my living room was about to cave in the way it sounded. And this was at the 15th floor of a high rise.

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    Did anyone any of the inhabitants survive after this entire building failed catastrophically?

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      I’m still alive and I can see some people going about their day out my window, so yes, there were survivors.

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        “There were no survivors.”

        “Then how am I reading this and how are you reporting it? Huh? HUH??”

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          We all see dead people

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        I see what I did wrong there now.

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      the whole Navidson family except for the brother and those climbing guys, but arguably they killed each other.

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    Mole people

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