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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

Only real bear heads know the answer

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Only real bear heads know the answer

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    border-topless

    This is his walk. How did he end up where he started?

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Euclideanoids when faced with elliptic geometry

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      On a sphere, what starting coordinate makes a triangle with that path instead of a partial square?

      • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        I see

        • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          real non-euclidian heads rock equilateral triangles with 3 90° angles while planar kids get caught out.

        • pinguinu [any]@lemmygrad.ml
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          I see, we live in a planet that is 4 miles in circumference 👍

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      border-triangle-up

      • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        deleted by creator

    • Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml
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      The earth isn’t flat, dawg. 😭

      • kleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Source?

      • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        meow-bug

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Imagine drawing on a globe instead of drawing on a map. Now if you take any point on the globe and head “west” while remaining (roughly) equidistant to the north pole, the north pole will remain north, not north-east from your position no matter how far west you go.

      Edit: Others already explained it, I just saw the dunking before I typed my message.

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    Polar bears pretty much attack on sight, so probably that, since barring elliptic geometry he walked 1 mile west but his corpse was carried back where he started. Grizzlies are more likely to attack than black bears but you have to have something they want usually (like food) since most bears are kind of lazy.

    Unless he was a reactionary and encountered a hexbear.

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      No statistically that hexbear was also white

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        niko-dunk

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        boohoo

      • LeninWeave [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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        hero-of-socialist-labor

      • An Original Thought@lemmy.ml
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        Just like the polar bear (Edit: Don’t trust whites)

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    Considering how aggressive polar bears are I’m going to say red

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    Real bear heads know that the bear is black-skinned

    • LeninWeave [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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      biden-harbinger He didn’t vote for me, so he ain’t!

  • vanDerVaartBlackenedRanch [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    panda panda panda panda panda panda panda

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    I would walk 1000 miles south, and I would walk 1000 more West, just to be the gal who walked 1000 miles north to fall down at the pole

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    Hex coloured.

  • Commie_Chameleon [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Looks pretty grey to me

  • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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    Do we have to give the bear’s fur colour as a hex code?

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.net
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    hexbear-shining

  • Maturin [any]@hexbear.net
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    He was an older bear. White beard. Red cheeks.

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    Kkkrakkker color

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