

Xi tells Trump about his experience during the cultural revolution and Trump, thinking he’s Xi will appreciate the gesture because he’s a communist, goes to China and pays a bunch of money to do a mini cultural revolution re-enactment in a chinese village, complete with dunce hats and right-wingers being forced to clean toilets.
Xi shows up and witnesses all this then Trump says like “waddya think, you love this stuff right?” then Xi explains how he feels much more conflicted about that part of his life than Trump thinks and he didn’t appreciate Trump reviving all these memories for him
Trump apologizes and Xi forgives him and says “It’s not all bad I guess this is pretty funny”, then Trump puts on the dunce hat and goes, “wanna go clean some toilets?” and they both go clean some toilets.
Oh hell yeah