I wanna carve out Philly and submit myself to whichever EU nation is willing to take us. We voted against the fascist by double digit margin, and in the last mayoral democratic primary, a pluality of us voted for the progressive candidates (but the votes split on two of the progressive democrats so they both lost, thanks FPTP).
Maybe France would be interested to buy back Louisiana as well.
This is the “Louisiana” they sold:
California accepts denmark’s bid. Please.
Honestly Washington State is the one I’d buy, but given the weird conservative obsession with beating up on California you can probably get a better deal.
California should offer itself to sell to Canada already
I looked up what hygge means and I am all for it!
What’s hygge
Edit: that warm cozy feeling
I like how this underscores what a joke they think Trump is.
I hope they change the name to Hyggewood
Yes please. If you could finalize the deal before April 15 that would be very helpful.
What’s happening on April 15?
Tax day….
oh, I’m not american so I don’t know your tax days.
they offered to buy Washington DC but it seems Russia beat them to it.
With a pee room and some shady video
slow claps
Well done sir, well done.
Hygge me baby
gettin’ Hygge with it!
Yes! California native here. We accept.
$1 is a pretty good deal.
They should have charged, honestly.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
EU citizenship with no hassle?
Hell yes!
No hassle? I think you severely underestimate the effort required to learn Danish.
Wouldn’t be the first bilingual EU country.
The Danish Realm already has three official languages, adding two more shouldn’t be a problem.
Humoring the situation, I imagine English would be an accepted official language of the region lol
English and Spanish would surely be given the same status as Greenlandic and Faroese.
Yes, sign me up. I’m ready. Right now. Seriously. Do they want money?
This would be the biggest mass migration to California since the last one.
Can they buy oregon and Washington too?
As a Cali expat in Washington I approve of this.
Don’t forget Colorado, we have lots of drugs!
As a Coloradoan, I approve of being sold to Denmark.
I’m sure we could work out a buy 2 get 1 free deal
I support this sale.
I volunteer Minnesota as well.
Wisconsinite here. I’m hoping the great lakes area is occupied by Canada after we lose WW3.
And North Carolina. Trump can keep South.
I know this is pushing it but can we throw in all the western states? I promise Utah’s national parks and skiing are awesome.
Too many magats and weird zealots. Nature there is great and all but the people suck.
No… If there’s one state besides Texas you don’t want in this transfer, it’s Mormonland
utah will surprise you with how much the mormons do not like trump
Left and right sides of PA, too, please and thank you
But mostly the right. Danish is a terrible enough language without adding Yinz to their vocabulary
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