He has not yet reached Biden-tier senescence so he is still good to go

How do you get captured out of a tank? It’s a bunker that can move!

He’s a prisoner of war, not a “hostage”

Funny how the tenfold Palestinians abducted without charge and held indefinitely by Israel never count as “hostages” though

no fucking way, is this the guy that a crowd pulled out of a smoking tank??? big LMAO if true

America has no qualified workers, no production chains to supply production, and no capital interested in industrial development. It’ll work great.

“What they’ll have to do is build their car plants, frankly, and other things, in the United States, in which case they have no tariffs,” he added.

WITH WHAT LABOUR DON?

What’s important to figure out is “how out in the cold are they”? Did we pull back intelligence? Are they relying on laughs Britain?

Like is the Kid Starver MI6 and Royal Airfarce supposed to be supplementing their field. The materiel is pointless without the actual intelligence. The US is essentially their lifeline to geostationary battlefield intelligence. Without that they have absolutely nothing in comparison.

On April 1, 2025, the U.S. invaded Ukraine in order to depose of the despot Volodymyr Zelensky. The previous week, newly appointed military advisor and highly recognized (by everyone who recognized his other expert credentials, anyway) biological weapons expert Elon Musk had appeared before Congress holding up a vial of white powder, pointing out that it was produced in a Ukrainian biolab whose U.S. origins Vicoria Nuland had totally not admitted to years prior.

Russian security went into high alert, but was confused by the fact that Trump was invading in order to bring down the U.S.'s own anti-Russia regime. Russia’s military operations therefore ground to an uncertain standstill. NATO expansion Mission Accomplished™?!

One of the few pleasures of the Trump administration is when their petty vindictiveness is directed towards other ghouls. Like Hegseth cancelling his meeting with Kaja Kallas after her transatlantic flight had already landed in DC, or withholding military aid already in transit to Ukraine. Sadly for every humorous instance of base spite there’s another directed at the vulnerable.

Dahlan is an actual Mossad asset, and Abbas has previously accused Dahlan of assassinating Arafat with polonium. He was reportedly involved in negotiating the Abraham Accords. Like Abbas, he’s basically what all the Zionist accuse Hamas leaders of being: a corrupt politician more interested with enriching himself through stolen funds than the well-being of the Palestinian people. Legitimately is probably more corrupt than Abbas.

Consolidating the comprador position?

Is there any historical parallel to something as large and complex as the United States trying to run on its own momentum while all the essential bureaucrats and government funding are being purged on a whim?

There certainly is!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perestroika

I can’t think of any historical state that has ever undergone the equivalent of doing corporate agile restructuring.

It works for companies but everything breaks until it gets back up to speed. One of the features of these agile restructures that corporate types like is that it demonstrates what’s essential vs unessential within the company, if something doesn’t break then it’s unessential and can be cut.

Whether it works for a state remains to be seen. Closest parallel I can even think of in terms of just absolutely demolishing existing government infrastructure is the end of the USSR.

When the usurper Wang Mang overthrew the Western Han dynasty and tried to establish his own dynasty, it proved to be a complete disaster because he tried to restore a Confucian system of governance that never existed. He also tried to have more than 20 types of currency floating around at once. His new dynasty (literal translation of Xin dynasty) was overthrown in less than fifteen years.

china could do a stinky poo in my bed

“Over the course of the last decade,” writes Admiral Holsey, “the United States has focused predominantly on the Indo-Pacific, while China has taken a global approach.” By going global, China has emplaced Latin America and the Caribbean “on the front lines of a decisive and urgent contest to define the future of our world.” The SOUTHCOM chief sees Beijing’s gambits in the Western Hemisphere as part of a globe-spanning strategic offensive: “China is assailing U.S. interests from all directions, in all domains, and increasingly in the Caribbean archipelago—a potential offensive island chain.”

We’re dealing with levels of projection that have never been seen before on this planet. And the worst part is that I know they don’t actually believe that China is fucking funnelling guns and fortifications into the Caribbean or whatever, they’re just writing this drivel to prod Trump into devoting more resources to the region + Latin America.

[…] By securing commercial and diplomatic access to seaports spanning the globe, then, China has been laying the groundwork for a network of Mahanian-style bases for many years. What would Holsey’s offensive island chain look like? For one thing, it would not be an island chain occupied entirely by authoritarian societies friendly to China and hostile to the United States. That’s a marked difference from Asia’s first island chain, inhabited solely by U.S. allies, partners, or friends closely spaced from one another on the map and wary of the mainland.

Nor would an offensive Caribbean island chain completely sever U.S. access to the Atlantic and Pacific, the way the first island chain—which encloses 100 percent of China’s continental crest—obstructs access to the Western Pacific and points beyond.

All of that being the case, it is doubtful in the extreme that China will negotiate military access throughout the Greater and Lesser Antilles, the loose line of islands that forms the northerly and easterly rim of the Caribbean Sea. The PLA Navy will be unable to make the Antilles into an impassable barrier, the way the United States and its Asian allies and partners can by stationing military implements along the first island chain.

But the Chinese navy could cause serious trouble anyway. Think about plausible candidates for PLA Navy bases in the Caribbean. Two stand out: Cuba and Venezuela. Cuba is a fraternal communist country, and perpetually impoverished. Thus, both out of ideological solidarity and in order to boost its economy, it might well prove receptive to CCP entreaties to host Chinese warships. Venezuela is ruled by a leftist regime and might likewise prove a convivial host for China’s navy.

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That Havana or Caracas would go so far as to host such a system is doubtful: the United States does remain the regional hegemon by far, and the last attempt by an external great power to station its missiles on Cuba nearly led to thermonuclear war. But either of these countries might take the lesser step of admitting PLA Navy flotillas on a rotating or permanent basis without that shore fire support. Even smaller-scale arrangements would let Beijing threaten to stage what Mahan’s contemporary Julian S. Corbett called a “war by contingent.” Corbett recalls that a modest contingent of British Army forces supported by the Royal Navy landed in Iberia during the Napoleonic Wars. The army fought alongside Portuguese and Spanish partisans, bogging down French forces sorely needed for the main fighting front to France’s east.

In short, Britain extracted disproportionate gain from the amphibious expedition. The Iberian theater was so distracting, and devoured so many martial resources, that the little emperor wryly called it his “Spanish Ulcer.”

Think about what responses a Chinese naval presence—a Caribbean Ulcer—would likely elicit from Washington. It would beckon U.S. leaders’ strategic gaze to home waters, long regarded as a safe sanctuary. Tending to that zone of neglect would reduce the policy energy available for theaters like East Asia. It would stretch U.S. naval and military forces that are already under strain trying to manage security commitments all around the Eurasian perimeter. It would probably compel the U.S. Navy to station a squadron of combatant ships at one or more Gulf Coast seaports for the first time since the Navy vacated them after the Cold War. That would impose a new, old theater on the U.S. Navy—amplifying the demands on a too-lean fighting force. And on and on.

First, the US Navy doesn’t need any help to fall apart given the war they waged to unblock the Red Sea - and lost. Second, this is all under the assumption that China will indeed want to militarily challenge the US for hegemony, when there’s no indication of that at all. They don’t even want to economically challenge the US for hegemony right now, much to our disappointment. I think it’s infinitely more likely that China will eventually gain Taiwan back by some method or another (probably after a couple US aircraft carriers crash into each other and their satrapies in South Asia collapse due to lack of funding and/or internal unrest), then just basically chill. There’s no reason for China to get involved in a second Cold War when they know perfectly well how the first one ended for the USSR. They see how well the whole “world empire into which all goods flow and which produces nothing of productive value” thing is going for the US (increasingly badly) and rightfully see no reason to aspire to that position, when peaceful co-operation does genuinely seem more effective, efficient, and less likely to lead to catastrophic (and potentially nuclear) wars.

damn it must be cool to be capable of building things

China is gonna build a hospital in Trinidad and Tobago and they’re gonna call it a military base and say they’re getting encircled