• null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This is a false dichotomy, as though you can either be productive or learn to march. Obviously you could do both.

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    It’s very important for soldiers to focus on doing “important work to defend our nation” (murdering brown kids) and that they’re “productive at their jobs” (bombing hospitals)

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    When has the US military defended the nation? I got the impression that they’re mostly used for invading foreign countries for financial gain, cf Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Somalia, Yemen, Yugoslavia, Sudan, Panama, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Cuba, Guatemala, Korea.

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      Yeah. That’s kind of America’s whole thing. Making money. Exploiting everything. Americans are the Ferengi.

      Defending America = defending capitalism = doing whatever they can to make American, capitalist companies more profitable.

      I don’t hate capitalism. Don’t get me wrong, but I generally don’t like capitalists.

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      This is what Americans call “defending the nation”; making war in other countries than their own, believing themselves to be the world police.

      I think America has only ever been attacked… Twice… In all of history (Pearl Harbour and 9/11), and both times the defense was pretty piss poor.

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        I’m not sure either of these events can even be counted as an attack. Pearl Harbour is roughly 3800km from the mainland. It’s basically an overseas territory. An attack there is like saying the Falkland War was an attack on the UK.

        And 9/11 was a terrorist attack, not a war. While it was a big attack, it was still only carried out by a handful of non-state-actors. That’s quite a different thing than an actual military attack by a country.

        Afaik, the last war on US soil was the civil war.

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    Russians be like “they can’t march, maybe they can’t even clean a toilet bowl with their fork or fuck and tortue a child, we totally win”

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    “A serious problem in planning against American doctrine is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine.”
    – Soviet observation during the Cold War

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    These soldiers spend their days doing important work to defend our nation.

    The U.S. military has done nothing to defend their “nation” for over 100 years. They ONLY defend the corporate oligarchs’ ability to steal resources and use slave labor in third world countries.

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      Lmao yet Ukraine still stands thanks to American intelligence and military apparatus.

      I’m not even an American but this kindergarten sentiment on Lemmy is so exhausting.

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        Lmao yet Ukraine still stands thanks to American intelligence and military apparatus.

        Which they provide exactly as long as they profit exponentially from it. Dont pretend like the US would provide foreign aid out of generosity.

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        And then promptly fucked right out of peace negotiations immediately after signing the resources deal. Fits perfectly well with

        They ONLY defend the corporate oligarchs’ ability to steal resources and use slave labor in third world countries.

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        Yeah you get a lot of these ‘moral purity absolutists’ with all the nuance of an edgy teen. Some of them, or course, are edgy teens, but 100 years is a super odd choice even so. You’d think by the time they were 13 they’d have heard of at least one war that came pretty close to defense against a malign hegemonic power with ambitions of global domination…

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          It really reminds me how I felt when I was an edgy 16-year old but luckily for me social media wasn’t really a thing yet so it didn’t bother anyone.

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        Looking at the conflicts they have been explictly or covertly involved in, it does seem like they are attempting to create a hegemony. That’s not to say that some good doesn’t get done along the way but it is more of a byproduct than the intent.

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        Must have forgotten that Ukraine became a US state, these edgy kids

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    The band played “Fortunate Son”. They all knew exactly what they were doing.

    If shit ever does hit the fan full send (I very much doubt it) he doesn’t have the army.

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    From what I’m hearing from coordinators and people inside its not that they can’t march. It’s that nobody wanted to. They had to be there. So they phoned it in. Malicious compliance.

    Like the squeaky tanks. That was a choice made in the motor pool. They could have greased them up and tested to make sure they were smooth. But they made a different call.

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      I’m not saying you’re wrong, but i do find it hard to believe. I think most people that take pride in their jobs won’t half ass it.

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      100%. I’m the most uncoordinated guy I know and even I learned (French army but the cadence/the mere act of marching is similar enough), like not even that far into basic either. Maybe not everything is lost for the common American!

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      Lmao I didn’t think about that. Probably didn’t think it would be quiet enough to hear it squeak either.

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        Same, considering its age that thing is in mint condition and barely made any noise, really highlighted how much crowd noise wasn’t there

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    If I could march in a brass band after very limited practice, these guys can. They just didn’t want to.

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    They deliberately half-assed the parade because they don’t like the way Trump treats them. Trump calls them “suckers and losers.” He cuts their benefits Why would you show any loyalty (or enthusiasm) to someone who treats you like that?

    More Trump quotes: “You fucking generals. Why can’t you be more like Hitler’s generals?” 2017

    On the burial of US Army private Vanessa Guillén: “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” December 4, 2020. Trump has denied having made the remark.

    “We’re not going to support that loser’s funeral.” August, 2018. Trump has denied having made this remark.

    re: John McCain, who was captured and tortured for five years: “He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured, okay? I hate to tell you.” July 18, 2015.

    “But, you know, during the Vietnam War, I got very lucky. I had a very high lottery number.” November 9, 1995.

    On the 1,800 US Marines who died at Belleau Wood in France during World War I “Suckers.” November 11, 2018. Trump denies having made this remark.

    On US soldiers in World War I “Who were the good guys in this war?” November 11, 2018. Trump denies having asked this question.

    “I don’t get it. What was in it for them?” November 11, 2018. Trump denies having made this remark.

    On disabled veterans “Why do you bring people like that here? No one wants to see that, the wounded.” September 30, 2019.

    “Look, I don’t want any wounded guys in the parade. This doesn’t look good for me.” Summer 2017.

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      I can understand why someone would ask who the good guys were in WW1.

      It’s a question that shows a childlike understanding of war in general, but that’s how war is often sold. A team sport with body bags.

      That said, WW1 is hard to pick a “good” side. It was a mess of a war, but no side was particularly vile when compared to the others…

      But for a US president, there’s only one valid answer.

      A US president can admit that Vietnam was not a shining moment is US history, but the world wars? No.

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        During the Vietnam War there was a draft, so you could end up being conscripted and shipped halfway around the world to fight it. One way to avoid getting drafted was a lottery where, if you picked a high enough random number, you could avoid being drafted.

        The thing is, Trump never picked a lottery number. Instead, he got five draft deferments, 1 medical and 4 educational. A lot of rich people at the time were able to avoid military service alltogether by getting a doctor to sign off that you had a sketchy illness. In Trump’s case, it was bone spurs, which apparently healed right up after the Vietnam War ended. Trump kept his 1-Y deferments until after 1972, when he was reclassified 4-F (permanently ineligible for service). By claiming he got a “high lottery number” Trump makes it sound like staying out of Vietnam was an amazing stroke of luck. That was just another lie. Trump had powerful friends and family intervene for him. Luck had nothing to do with it.

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          Dodging the draft was the most moral action, after fragging your officer and joining the PAVN. Of course Trump only did it because it coincidentally happened to line up with what served him, but at least he didnt use his connections to pilot a bomber or something.

          🏅"Could have committed more atrocities"

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      I’m a PATRIOTIC Republican who PROUDLY wears the American Flag on my Shorts and Truck and TRUMPS RIGHT! Our Soldiers are LOSERS AND SUCKERS!

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      Ok, but 1. fuck John McCain that ghoulish piece of shit is in hell lmao. 2. Trump’s point about soldiers who die on the other side of the planet, fighting for the profits of people like Trump, is absolutely valid. I have no idea what that thought is even doing in an imperialist’s brain.