- cross-posted to:
- shitposting@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- shitposting@lemmy.ml
Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant
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Oh no! I can’t unsee it now!
You wouldn’t fuck a malnourished baby elephant.
No, no. Im not a pedophe ill let them get a little older, though. Keep the malnourished thing…
You’re not alone. Exactly what I saw too.
THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭
people who didn’t wash their hands
Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use
Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.
Do… robots… poop now? 😧
they squeeze out spent AA batteries
Omg, I just realized they’d probably call it dropping logs, too.
Everybody poops, and if they don’t they’re an android
This is my poophole. It was made for

It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.
I mean op’s not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop
That guy shits
I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?
On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren’t handicapped.
Landing gear.
They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.
Obviously!
Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.
But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?
Why yes, human women are famously known for wearing cutlery in their hairdo.
Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.
What does the Braille say?
“The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”
Jesus that’s funny
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Wizards don’t go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.
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