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sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

Famously in American football sometimes if the quarterback throws an interception it causes over a hundred people to die

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Famously in American football sometimes if the quarterback throws an interception it causes over a hundred people to die

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sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “don’t worry ma’am, we got this”!? Winning teams in any spoort aggressively target any area in which they are deficient, even after games they win, they don’t just kick back after a loss and keep doing the exact same thing they’ve been doing!

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I blame the goddamned tree that fell on him and didn’t do its fucking job properly.

    Someone should go find it and turn it into a fucking table out of spite.

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      make it into a guillotine

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Just drop it on him again and again until he’s the consistency of mustard

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “Don’t worry about who’s to blame” - someone who is definitely not to blame.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    the-republican And the REALLY legendary teams fire all the coaches, training, medical, etc. support staff so the owners make just that bit more money the players can just play!

  • dkr567 [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Yeah “Don’t worry madam, we’ve got this.” while that team is being blown out by 30 points and the QB of your team just suffered a torn achilles tendon in the first quarter in another losing season is what I would use really.

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    I told my wife that if it were my kids involved in this I’d leave with a list and I wouldn’t be coming back. Her response was “I know.”

    When we met she was a ‘violence is never the answer’ kind of person. I’m proud of how far she’s come.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Your state just got fucking wrecked by storms you failed to notify the people about my dude. That’s the opposite of “winner”.

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    I forget, when was the last time the Cowboys won a Super Bowl?

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      '96

      Damn, almost 30 years

      • OldSoulHippie [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Bwaaa

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    mission-accomplished-1mission-accomplished-2

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    Maybe if it’s Mutant League Football and the ball is a secret bomb perhaps

    But we don’t have football playing robots and skeletons

    Not yet anyway…

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    So you’re arguing for an NTSB style approach, where it’s not about assigning blame to a person but finding what parts of the system led to this and addressing those, such as “Cutting funding for weather warning systems”?

    That must be what you mean, right Governor Abbott? We’re not gonna blame a person, we’re going to implement systemic change to ensure this can never happen again? That must be what you mean.

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    Removed by mod

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I don’t understand how this is ableism, could someone please explain it to me?

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        Abbott is a wheelchair user, came_apart_at_Kmart called him hot wheels.

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          Oh, ok. I didn’t make that connection, I thought it was just like a kind of “champ” “hotshot” “buddy” sort of thing.

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