I love living in the cool zone. Love it.
China, after stealing american soldier DNA, has engineered the perfect coward.

I guess they were looking to leapfrog the rest of the world and doing war crimes.
China is raiding IDF sperms banks in order to destroy western civilization
China has officially decided they are “too far ahead”, adopts policy of slowed advancement by cumjacking yankees
No! Our superior genes! What advantage will we have now??
I mean, they can have my perfect communist DNA
I’m not doing anything with it right now
And of course, they could never create super soldiers without our perfect burger DNA
I’ve dealt with American Genome soldiers playing MGS1, China shouldn’t have much difficulty doing better.
what the fuck is the context???
no like I’m actually curious how the hell this works, do the chinese just like take American essence when they visit?? Do they have spies around the americas to send back to china??
Perfidious Chinese company that tests for diseases in utero is actually using their technology to harvest your superior genes, also every aspect of technology is evil because a Chinese person may have touched it and you could be influenced by it
deny them your essence!
So they want to make Sedentary Soldiers then? They will be able to use our genes to create the perfect civilization of Wall-E people! They must be stopped at all cost!
CHINESE SPACE MARINES!
Sorry, entire Asia references were limited to one single legion. Yes i know we have 1000 chapters now so you can have one or two more, as a treat. For example Carcharodons, Polynesian coded, uh, second most brutal chapter in entire Imperium?
They had the opportunity to introduce the Iron Shades as the definitive Japanese chapter, with their Yakuza tattoos and Salamander-like attitude towards civilians, even their home planet is literally just Ninja World
But their characterization is buried in a couple novels where they’re not the main characters, so casual fans will never discover them except by accident
…There is no way that headline is real, right?
Holy crap, it is real.
















