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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Call of the void

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Call of the void

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    “are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it’s the law”

    “shit I don’t remember this part in training”

    • Throwaway@lemm.ee
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      What it is an extra charge so even if you fail utterly at being a terrorist and the fbi fucks up, they can get you for something, lying on an official form

      • salton@lemmy.worldBanned
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        Removed by mod

        • Ryumast3r@lemmy.world
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          Al Capone was got because of tax fraud.

          So yeah, it works.

        • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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          It is just so they can slap another charge on you if you are one.

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        immigrant here, had to sign many a form saying I wasn’t a terrorist or a communist. Freest country in the world.

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    Should have matched the meme buttons with the pic buttons.

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      It bothers me. A lot.

  • malloc@lemmy.world
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    Answer “yes” and a trap door is activated and you are sent directly to Guantanamo Bay for further processing by “Big Bob” and his cock meat sandwich.

    • PutangInaMo@lemmy.world
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      Come for the enhanced interrogation methods, stay for the cock meat sandwich - Gbay

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    Don’t give in to intrusive thoughts or you’ll generally have a bad time

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      If you pizza when you should’ve french fried you’re gonna have a bad time

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    Fucking my sarcastic ass is glad I’ve never come across this. My wife doubly so.

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    Also “are you due for a colonoscopy and not have medical coverage”, because click that button and you might get one for free!

    • BOMBS@lemmy.world
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      could just enjoy the experience 🤷‍♂️

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    What happens if one doas say yes?

    • SkyNTP@lemmy.ml
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      Realistically, probably the same thing as what happens at self-checkout lines with idiotic anti-theft checks:

      A beacon above the kiosk turns on, an attendant walks over and, without a word, flashes a badge at the machine to override the system lockout as they roll their eyes: this is only the hundredth time today someone accidentally pressed the wrong button, because what kind of terrorist would voluntarily press “yes”.

      • LuckyBoy@lemmy.world
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        An honest terrorist. There is a lot of terrotists out there, there is a chance that at least one of them doesnt lie.

        • Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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          Terrorists these days. When I was a kid terrorists took some pride in what they do!

      • Airazz@lemmy.world
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        Except that they take shit very seriously at airports. Try jokingly saying that you’ve got a bomb while they’re checking your luggage, they’ll take you away for a few hours.

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      It crashes. Nobody expected that. /s

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    It was a misinput. Calm down! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN! IT WAS A MISINPUT!

    God, this TSA is overreacting.

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    Glad they didn’t have a “Ask again in five years” button.

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    deleted by creator

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      Life pro tips

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    I asked my girlfriend who works in aviation security auditing I asked her what would happen and she said “you wouldn’t be allowed in” as it’s part of a visa questionnaire.

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    My guess is that the button doesn’t do anything by itself, but is used to see if it triggers any abnormal behavior

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      I think it’s probably meant to tack on a “lied at customs” charge if the person goes on to commit terrorism.

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        Then they need a third option, “not yet”

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    See what happens if you press “Yes”

    *knock knock knock* FBI! OPEN UP!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    🤔

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    Are you a god?

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      Only if someone asks me if I am one.

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