shit guys, i’m starting to detransition. my masculinity is coming back now that shit is expensive

Any job that isn’t hitting things with a hammer is woke

It would be so satisfying to ask them how much makeup they’re wearing during one of these segments.

This is a Kelly comic in the flesh.

Nothing more manly than shooting yourself in the foot and then pretending it is a good thing. And I’m not saying that ironically that’s actually very manly and one of many reasons that toxic masculinity is such a huge fucking problem.

So yeah I guess technically correct?

You heard it here folks, Trump put a pause on masculinity

Trump confirmed to be part of the ForceFemme Globo-Homo Agenda

Fascist ideology is once again based upon a sexual pathology

Shut the fuck up, this cannot be real… Chat is this real?

It owns how the right is framing this, not only is it nbd you’re also a beta male if you don’t like Trump and co. insider trading and gambling with your life.

but he paused them… so… feminine side is stronger?

Hard times create strong men

So why not just launch the nukes and create nuclear winter. I’m sure whatever mutant hominid that survived the nuclear winter will be tougher than present day humans

hard times create hard men.
hard men have hard dicks.
hard dicks bust hard all the time. Q.E.D.

• Max “Blu Chew” Pounder
  Correspondent, Fox News Goon Cave #2

I’ve been trying to upload a gif response to this and it worked literally once but it wasn’t the right gif and now I can’t get either gif to upload no matter what and I give up

Maybe that pundit should go build a factory and get a “manly” job mining coal

I thought I had seen it all. I was wrong.