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NONE@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

NONE@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
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    🤌

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        I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.

        • Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_pinching_conspiracy_theory

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            Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?

            • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              I’m not insecure! YOU’RE INSECURE!

            • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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              Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn’t

          • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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            that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises

            Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.

            • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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              Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the “nope, that’s too deep”.

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          🫰

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            🤙🏽

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                🫵

                • Heathcliff@lemm.ee
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                  👏 and 👍 if you 🫵 clicked 👅 to show 🎪 more comments 🎙️

        • huppakee@lemm.ee
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          It is Italian, but doesn’t mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F

          Also, in related news, today I learned:

          In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.

          • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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            Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.

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              It’s a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.

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                I thought it was finger banging.

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                I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.

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                  Start of the motion. But I see where you’re coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.

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                Ah, so you’re someone to ignore.

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                  I mean, sure. You do you, friend.

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      The Italian seal of approval

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        I don’t see any seals in the picture.

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          Here’s one!

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            🥰

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        deleted by creator

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    The prophecy has been fulfilled

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      The end of days has come

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        Know we’re all fucked.

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        Didn’t need this to realise that but I’m glad it happened anyway.

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    2023, but good find

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      My first thought was “… Again? They need some better contraceptives” but no, it’s the same one… A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.

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    This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.

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      Thats it, you won the comments section.

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    Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…

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      Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…

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        Wang! Pay attention!

        Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…

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          Cock your head! Do you see it?!

          Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…

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            Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…

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                  “COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”

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          Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.

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    Now THIS is what I want to see from this community

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      The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”

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        Tbf this is an old article. But still funny.

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    Everything reminds me of him 😞

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    Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said “Yeah…fuck it…let’s see how crazy shit can get.”

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    You think that’s big, you should see the size of it under the water.

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      Also, this is what it looks like when it’s cold.

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        “I was in the pool!”

    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Just the tip…

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      It’s a grower, not a show-er… the water’s just really cold there!

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    I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.

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      The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).

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      At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.

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      I was thinking, “That thing’s still around?!”

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        Ok, why is this also what she said?!

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    c/BrandNewSentence

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      !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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    Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion

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    THE PROPHECY!

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    I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!

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