Cencored version in case anyone wants to share with a family member.
No need to thank me.
Hero we don’t need ❤️
now they all read as “fuck”.
Nah that would ruin the original joke.
lemmy.ml version
They also censored his male gaze in the first panel
Are you literally me
Turn off.
I’ll piss the shit out of you.
I dont mean to shit on your chips, but eat fuck and die
That’d be interesting to watch.
eat fuck and die, the purpose of life (according to natural selection)
reminded me of the meme "Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent.
Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell them to go shit themselves.
Keep the magic alive."
Yeah. I don’t get what you’re supposed to do when the normal swear words stop working. Imvent new ones?
Use household items, you absolute toaster.
You lint licker
Go smell bins
Serves the bed-wetter right
Sofa sucker!
Nonsense, you must be having a bath!
Are you fucking sorry!!?!
I used to know a Russian guy in college who would swear like this lol
A friend of mine is Russian (though grew up in the US) and sometimes does this, though not quite to this extreme. I wonder if thats coincidence or if its something to do with speaking multiple languages (or speaking Russian and English specifically)?
You know, without any prompting, I heard this guy’s voice in a Russian accent.
Ok but I unironically use “are you fucking me?”
Also another commenter mentioned “go shit yourself” and honestly, that kinda goes hard. Gonna steal that one.
one time in high school my buddy said something outrageous so i tried to respond (jokingly) with “I’m going to slap your face!” and also “I’m going to kick your ass!” but the two options both got shoved into my verbal buffer and that’s how I nearly mass murdered my entire friend group with laughter by accidentally threatening to slap his ass
Did you deliver?
no which is for the best lmao
“I’m going to shit your pants.”
“Don’t you mean ‘I’m going to shit my pants?’”
“No. You’re shitting me off, I am going to shit your pants!”
“Allright buddy, I’m going to shit yourself”
I AM GOING TO SHIT YOU RIGHT IN YOUR PANTS
I like to say, “what the shit is this fuck?”
Reminds me of a story about someone’s older relative who spoke little English except when swearing at other drivers in traffic, when they’d say things like “up shut your ass, mother bitch”
this probably the unfunniest shit ive ever seen
o7
Oh, fuck out.
My wife is unironically like that.
All of these are real usages though;
“Are you fucking me?” = Expression of being ripped off.
“Shit off” = British way to express doubt.
“What the damn” = Stewie Griffin style phrase for surprise.
NGL I sounded like this when I was learning to swear as a kid.
My favorite is “shut the hell your mouth”
