Are these bastards really thinking we are going to believe their mafia like enterprise is supported by charitable donations?
Bullshit. They own more land than damn near any other entity on the planet. The whole celibacy thing was so the priest could not take the church owning and give them to non-church kids.
Hurting for money? Sell some land. Then pay for the abuse lawsuits some more.
lol
They might need to auction off one of those reptilian skeletons they have in the secret basement.
Bootstraps bitches. Pull em up!
Oh, no. Guess they’ll have to sell some of those golden trinkets they have
Nawww poor little pedophiles.
Those grifters have had a good run for two millenia. As scams go, I’d say it was pretty successful - and still is, sadly.
Just ask god for money? I mean, isn’t it omnisicent and omnipotent?
Pfffft… Yeah right.
Good for them, I guess?
"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
But, but The eye of a needle was a market with a small gate and if you only had a reasonable load on your camels then they could pass through so it’s actually ok for rich people to exist /s
That cope from Conservative Christians™️ is always funny. Similar statements show up in the Talmud. A large animal passing through the eye of a needle was a common idiom in Jewish culture at the time to demonstrate impossibility.
I was expecting this exact quote. Never fails to put a smile on my face.
But God needs more money! C’mon everybody chip in, he needs his moneeeey!
I’m sure if they switched from molesting kids they could make some money jerking off grown men
Don’t just leave those laying around, something will fi-- aww damnit, too late…
Oh shiiiiiii
This is amazing, it took me a few seconds to realize that is a very tiny violin.
It’s from an election microscope IIRC
Does it give a close look at peoples choices?
